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Stanley Smartpants and the Exploding Bananas

Stanley Smartpants and the Exploding Bananas - £8.99
The fourth and most explosive case yet for the Cat-Haven Cat-Police!
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Stanley Smartpants and the Poisoned Parrot

Stanley Smartpants and the Poisoned Parrots - £8.99
The third hilarious adventure featuring the Cat-Haven Cat-Police!
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Stanley Smartpants and the Harbour Mystery - £8.99
A hilarious detective story with an all cat cast!
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Stanley Smartpants and the Mackerel Robberies Book - £8.99
A cat-detective story with a difference. For 8-12 yrs. A great read for adults too...
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Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 3
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 4 - £10.95
Our hero and principal detective of the Cat-Haven-on-Sea Cat-Police. Intelligent, handsome and beautifully dressed, he has a fine collection of cool trousers. He writes and recites poems about events that occur in the story, and is loved by all the female cats. Has his own website and blog.
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 3
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 3 - £10.95
Our hero and principal detective of the Cat-Haven-on-Sea Cat-Police. Intelligent, handsome and beautifully dressed, he has a fine collection of cool trousers. He writes and recites poems about events that occur in the story, and is loved by all the female cats. Has his own website and blog.
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 2
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 2 - £10.95
Our hero and principal detective of the Cat-Haven-on-Sea Cat-Police. Intelligent, handsome and beautifully dressed, he has a fine collection of cool trousers. He writes and recites poems about events that occur in the story, and is loved by all the female cats. Has his own website and blog.
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 1
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print 1 - £10.95
Our hero and principal detective of the Cat-Haven-on-Sea Cat-Police. Intelligent, handsome and beautifully dressed, he has a fine collection of cool trousers. He writes and recites poems about events that occur in the story, and is loved by all the female cats. Has his own website and blog.
Detective Sergeant STANLEY SMARTPANTS (Blue Tabby Point Birman) Print - £10.95
Our hero and principal detective of the Cat-Haven-on-Sea Cat-Police. Intelligent, handsome and beautifully dressed, he has a fine collection of cool trousers. He writes and recites poems about events that occur in the story, and is loved by all the female cats. Has his own website and blog.
Detective Chief Inspector DEREK DIMWIT (Black & White Moggie) Print - £10.95
A plain black and white moggie. The not very bright boss of the Cat-Haven Cat-Police, he is slow on the uptake and easily offended. Stammers when he's flustered, and frequently makes a fool of himself in front of his staff.
Cat Constable JUMPING JACK (American Wirehair) Print - £10.95
Young, frisky and enthusiastic, he's always jumping around. His frizzy hair stands up on end as if he's had an electric shock. Loves to tell jokes. Has lots of admirers amongst the female cats.
Cat-Constable KOOL KAT KATIE (American Wirehair) Print - £10.95
Jumping Jack’s sister. A former Cat-Olympic ice-skating champion, and skating coach at the Cat-Haven skating rink, formerly known as Skatie Katie. After a serious ankle injury she had to give up her coaching job. Encouraged by Jack she joined the Cat-Haven Cat-Police.
Cat-Constable MARMALADE MARMADUKE (Red Tabby Shorthair) Print - £10.95
Similar in colour to a jar of Seville Orange Marmalade. Always eating toast and marmalade. Sensitive about being a little overweight. Has a great sense of humour and is Jumping Jack's best friend.
Cat-Constable TAMMY TICKLETUMMY (Seal Point Siamese) Print - £10.95
A real fussy diva, particularly when it comes to food. Fully aware of her rights in the cat-workplace, she stands up for herself and complains about anything that upsets her. Likes her tummy tickled, particularly when she is upset.
Cat-Constable PLAYFUL PAMELA (Cornish Rex) Print - £10.95
Enjoys playing games. She has long, graceful legs and loves to dance to Tammy's iPod Shuffle. Tammy's best friend.
Cadet-Cat STUDIOUS STEPHEN (Devon Rex) Print - £10.95
Wears wire-framed nose glasses and is always reading books, currently A History of Egyptian Cat-Pyramids. He likes to think himself superior to the other cats, and loves to show off his knowledge.
Cadet-Cat VACANT VINCENT aka VINNIE THE POO (Manx) Print - £10.95
Frequently stares into space. Suffers from Manx Syndrome, an unfortunate bowel disorder that afflicts some Manx cats. Constantly has to ask in meetings if he can "go for a poo".
Cadet-Cat SOPPY CYNTHIA (Red Spotted Tabby Munchkin) Print - £10.95
The newest cadet-cat on the Cat-Haven Cat-Police force. Has short legs and a short tail and looks a bit like a squirrel. Is helpless and makes stupid mistakes. She adores Jack and likes to try and tickle herself so she can carry on laughing at his jokes.
GRETA THE GRUMBLER (Red Classic Tabby Maine Coon) Print - £10.95
The cat-police station cook and Stanley's secretary, known as the Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief. Is always grumbling and feels that she is not appreciated.
APPLE PIE ANNIE (California Spangled) Print - £10.95
American forensic scientist-cat on loan from Catmel-by-the-Sea Cat-Police in California. Loves her apple pie. Serious prankster and practical joker.
DANGEROUS DYLAN (Brown Marbled Bengal) Print - £10.95
Together with his identical twin brother, Menacing Max, Dylan is a schemer and a cheat, whose banana scam creates chaos in Cat-Haven-on-Sea.
FREDDIE FRUITPINCHER (Red Burmese) Print - £10.95
Steals a boatload of bananas from a Spanish cargo ship in Torcat Harbour, and infects them with a bug which creates a wave of sickness amongst the citizen-cats of Cat-Haven.
PRETTY PEACHES (Australian Mist) Print - £10.95
Sales assistant-cat at Cat Diamonds “R” Us. A gorgeous peach coloured cat and special friend of Stanley.
VODKA VALENTINA (Russian Blue) Print - £10.95
Waitress-cat at the Bling Bling Bar and sister of Yuri Katakov. A special friend of Marmaduke.
KLEPTO KLAWS (Sphinx) Print - £10.95
An ugly cat with a black patch over one eye and a wrinkly almost hairless body. Lives in a large detached house near the top of Cat-Haven hill. Suspected of handling stolen goods. A Suspect.
Magnetic Bookmark A £1.95

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There is a magnet inside on both sides of the bookmark, so that when you clip the bookmark to a page, one magnet attracts the other, and holds the bookmark firmly in place on the desired page. In other words it won’t fall out of the book!

Magnetic Bookmark B
£1.95

You’ll never lose your place again!

There is a magnet inside on both sides of the bookmark, so that when you clip the bookmark to a page, one magnet attracts the other, and holds the bookmark firmly in place on the desired page. In other words it won’t fall out of the book!

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